There is nothing that makes me laugh harder than a ridiculous police report.
Thankfully, the county where I am from keeps me laughing time and time again. Unfortunately, the names aren’t published with these reports, but, being from a small town, I have a few hunches as to who some of them could be.
To give you a little laughter as your weekend winds down and you prepare for Monday, here are a few of my favorites. I threw in a couple of my favorites from the local paper here in Akron because, well, they deserve a laugh, too.
1. How do YOU garden? I guess I’m doing it wrong.

Found in The Morning Journal. Classic.
2. Because…..he was trying to save the Earth and not get bags????

Can we talk about why the items were returned when IN HIS PANTS??? Courtesy of Akron Beacon Journal.
3. Unicorns are real, ya know.

Again, Morning Journal. Truly believe I know who this may be.
4. Apparently I am shopping all wrong using bags and stuff.

That steak better have been thrown out! Again, Akron Beacon for the win.
5. And my personal favorite…..

Of course, the Morning Journal!
Hope these gave you a great chuckle!
And if you stumble across some funny ones, send them to me please!