Category Archives: Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

Small Town Funny Business

There is nothing that makes me laugh harder than a ridiculous police report.

Thankfully, the county where I am from keeps me laughing time and time again. Unfortunately, the names aren’t published with these reports, but, being from a small town, I have a few hunches as to who some of them could be.

To give you a little laughter as your weekend winds down and you prepare for Monday, here are a few of my favorites. I threw in a couple of my favorites from the local paper here in Akron because, well, they deserve a laugh, too.

1. How do YOU garden? I guess I’m doing it wrong. 

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Found in The Morning Journal. Classic. 

2. Because…..he was trying to save the Earth and not get bags???? 

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Can we talk about why the items were returned when IN HIS PANTS???  Courtesy of Akron Beacon Journal.

3. Unicorns are real, ya know.

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Again, Morning Journal. Truly believe I know who this may be. 

4. Apparently I am shopping all wrong using bags and stuff. 

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That steak better have been thrown out! Again, Akron Beacon for the win. 

5. And my personal favorite…..

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Of course, the Morning Journal!

Hope these gave you a great chuckle!

And if you stumble across some funny ones, send them to me please!

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Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

If I had a dollar for every time I made this statement, I wouldn’t have to work. People are ridiculous. Correction, people are ridiculously stupid.

I strongly appreciate creativity, do not get me wrong. I believe in freedom of speech and the freedom to express yourself. With that being said, sometimes people take this to an extreme. A perfect example of this is the following link. Please do not click and view the photos if you just ate or are in the process of drinking something…you will probably puke and/or spit your drink all over your computer. No one wants that. Enjoy.

50 Most Awkward Pregnancy Portraits Ever

When I first stumbled across this gem of a web site, I wondered if I should even scroll through the photos. I absolutely cannot stand people displaying their “baby bumps.” Sometimes, after a fulfilling meal at Chipotle, I look like that, too. You don’t see me posting those photos on my facebook page.  I also hate the term “baby bump” and hate myself for just saying that not once, but twice. Due to my love of ridiculous photographs (Hello, Awkward Family Photos collection), I figured I would give it a chance. I was not disappointed, and I hope you aren’t either.

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.