Small Town Funny Business

There is nothing that makes me laugh harder than a ridiculous police report.

Thankfully, the county where I am from keeps me laughing time and time again. Unfortunately, the names aren’t published with these reports, but, being from a small town, I have a few hunches as to who some of them could be.

To give you a little laughter as your weekend winds down and you prepare for Monday, here are a few of my favorites. I threw in a couple of my favorites from the local paper here in Akron because, well, they deserve a laugh, too.

1. How do YOU garden? I guess I’m doing it wrong. 

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Found in The Morning Journal. Classic. 

2. Because…..he was trying to save the Earth and not get bags???? 

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Can we talk about why the items were returned when IN HIS PANTS???  Courtesy of Akron Beacon Journal.

3. Unicorns are real, ya know.

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Again, Morning Journal. Truly believe I know who this may be. 

4. Apparently I am shopping all wrong using bags and stuff. 

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That steak better have been thrown out! Again, Akron Beacon for the win. 

5. And my personal favorite…..

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Of course, the Morning Journal!

Hope these gave you a great chuckle!

And if you stumble across some funny ones, send them to me please!

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