RANT OF THE WEEK: Filet O’ Freakin Fish

Filet O’ Fish: You suck.

Friday, after a brief three hour stint at work, I realized I was beyond famished and very sleepy. As I got ready to head home, I realized it was Friday aka Fish day. Since I had just cleaned my house top to bottom, I wasn’t particularly interested in cooking any fish to smell the place up. I also was anxious to get home to my heated blanket and backed up DVR full of reality nonsense, so I had no interest in going to a restaurant. Then Lucifer spoke to me through the radio airwaves in the form of a McDonald’s Filet O’ Fish commercial. What a great idea!

Since January 1st, I have been to a fast food restaurant to eat once, and I was disgusted as soon as I put a fry into my mouth. I’ve been very happy eating clean and have had no desire to eat any fried garbage.

Until Friday.

I should state that prior to Friday, I had never eaten a Filet O’ Fish before, so I didn’t know what to expect. I bought one, ate it, and within five minutes felt like I was going to die. I’m pretty sure that my body just did not like the grease in it, but I must say, that sandwich was disgusting! Why is there cheese on a fish sandwich and not lettuce? That’s gross. Furthermore, why are people so obsessed with this sandwich? It’s like the McRib. Gross. I should’ve just gotten my Shamrock Shake, grabbed my fishing pool, found a river to fish in, and saved myself the trouble.

If you haven’t tried this nasty sandwich, I strongly recommend you save yourself the disgust. I won’t be making this silly mistake again. Rant end!

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